Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Domo Arregato


Target sighted, Mr. President.

"He has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant a special pacemaker in his chest." Andrew Bridges, Associated Press

Mr. Bridges is referring to Vice President Dick Cheney. Or maybe bionic devil man. I'm starting to think that Cheney, who now seems to have a life threatening blood clot, has been doubling as a human for quite sometime. He can't be real.

Maybe he has access to medicinal technology that we pleibs don't. Maybe he has a robo heart. Either way, was at some point way too high strung. I would step don't and retire in the Carribean if I was him. He strikes me as addicted to stress and work, though, so that will never happen.

I would like some machinized willpower. Or mabye a computerized work ethic.

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