Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Poppin Up


If I could do anything for my students (money, time and legalities not an issue) I would:
1) buy many of them proactiv or give them facials that include the black head pore strip for their noses
2) give some of them haircuts
3) get them warm clothes appropriate for winter
4) make them activity packets for Xmas break
5) kiss them all on the cheek like they're my kids
6) make sure they had a good dinner every night
7) take away their TV and Playstation after 1 hour of usage a day
8) pay for them all to see a counselor once a week
9) cuss in front of them
10) have a dance off with them
Today is Wednesday. Finals today and tomorrow. Teacher work day on Friday. Collapse on Saturday and Sunday. Rev up for family time next week. Dad already wanting specific dates and times for holiday stay.
Mom getting depressed. Sister getting grouchy. Bank account getting scared.
Why do the holidays make so many people go apeshit?
I really like the view from the window by my desk. I have a pretty good classroom here. Just thought I would add that.
Coffee time.
Over and out.

1 comment:

Adrian Pritchett said...

Men don't like holidays when women spend money.